Words from the Kujandani Observatory

Fergie shares her wealth

Fergie of Black Eyed Peas new single ‘Glamorous’ was richly composed. The video and track is so sweetly laid back and high riding that you can feel the leather in her private jet. At the intro she spells out the title of the song in a way that puts you on cloud nine. Ludacris pastes his Grammy Award winning rap flow with graceful precision and in the process cements his hit making status.

A wannabe millionaire like me certainly appreciates a taste of the glamorous life.

The Media vs. Nonini

Nonini is back. He has released a new single that highlights his trials and tribulations as an artist. I previously said that Nons needs to switch up his flow. Well ‘Ngoma Yangu’ (or somethin’ like that) tries to do exactly that. He always sounds best when he speaks from his heart (remember ‘Waliotuwacha’). Most of his chic oriented songs rarely strike a chord with the few crazy mamaas that I vibe with unless they are under 16. “Si lazima” was good since he tried to tackle s-e-x maturely (Damn! I sound like a parent).

Juzi Saturday Nation’s Buzz magazine claimed that Nons is on the verge of disappearing into oblivion. Bugzzalot says, “NOT!!” Even Clay Court's Clay Muganda added fuel to the critic fire by saying that music can't exist without the media. I think Nons got exactly what he wanted for dissing the paparazzi media-controversy! He laughs last.

KBC selling chips?

There’s a joint that sells fries in Nairobi close to the city center known as KBC Chips! Is the Kenya Broadcasting Corporation expanding from media to the restaurant biz?

Streeeeeeetch ad for your aerobics

The ad promoting the Cross Country Championships and the Kenya Airports Authority sponsorship is a classic. Imagine walking through an airport where all the workers are doing some form of exercise as they serve you. The receptionists are squatting, the luggage carries are on their backs with their legs circling in the air and the airport engineers are stretching. Now if only they included the occasional plane hijacker performing some arm curls for the ladies and the air hostesses bench pressing for…

Ms. Bugzzalot-Advert

Its unanimous. The flyest chic in an ad is the Sunfill lady scout (or is it Ranger). Her lit up smile, clear heart soothing eyes, dimples and shy dmeanour are just part of the gems that she possesses. I get so weak…it earns her the Ms.Bugzzalot- Advert award.