PUZZLES OF LIFE
After all this time white people still can’t dance.
Since Einstein their have been no revolutionary original geniuses.
The world’s poorest always have the most kids.
Down or up, what do women want with the toilet seat?
All serial killers just happen to be Caucasian whether in reality or movies.
5 Star hotels literally throw out tonnes of fresh food each day (NB: This food is rarely touched by the guest including unopened soft drinks).
Kenyan housemaids always tend to have either a green skirt and a red shirt or vice versa that they always wear together.
The length of ones arm i.e wrist to elbow, is one’s shoe size.

A Hole in the wall in CHORA BIZNA competition
Kujandani Amateur Business School (KABS) professor wannabes have been keenly perusing Postbank’s Chora Bizna business proposal competition. Its been noted that while there is a provision to ensure confidentiality of any submitted ideas the fine print absolves the proprietors and judges of the competition from any legal action from vijana kama sisi. In the final page of the form that one is supposed to fill before submission, it clearly states that one has agreed not to bring up any lawsuit against the guys behind the executive desk. So what’s the point of them promising confidentiality? But I did take my idea nevertheless. The 100 bob I had to pay before submission was chump change compared to what I went through preparing a convincing 3 page executive summary. I now know more about what I should put into achieving my journey to millionairehood. May the best win the KSh. 1 million on the roulette destined for the top proposal of among the thousands!