THE MILLION SHILLING TIME OUT!

Fans, Haters and Fellow countrymen, I am taking a time out from the blog just to get my ish together! Tafadhali eleweni. Asante for all your support. I'm still trying to get that million by the time I hit 25-A FEW MONTHS TO GO... Call it faith!!!!!!!!!!! And I have zilch in my pocket

Here are the 500,000 jobs for 2007

There is a possibility that the elusive job market has just uncovered a new avenue for generating the half a million jobs that the government promised to create each year. The Music Copyright Society of Kenya (MCSK) recently decided to implement the long-standing law of collecting royalties from public performances. This law is common in several countries. I can only imagine how many people will be needed to implement it in Kenya since the below will be possible culprits:
The noisy rebellious teenager
The village shop
Churches
All exhibition stalls
All bars (I mean absolutely ALL bars)
Concerts
Radio stations
Buses and matatus
1 moon (not star) hotels a.k.a vibandas
Mama Pima’s illicit joint
Company organized events
Politician’s campaign ralies (Coming soon)
All legit and shady radio stations (The ones that just happen to invade the frequencies of Kiss/Capital/Easy FM that you love to listen to)
Graduation parties
Weddings
Funerals
Etc etc.

MCSK promises to implement this law to the letter. If they are to collect from all these guys then they will definitely need an infinite amount of labor.